Obama Defeats Axis of Evil
Bush, Cheney to Leave White House
Palin Admits: I'm a Natural Blonde
(C'mon... if Katie Couric can make you look stupid, chances are…)
McCain: The Economy is Sound
(I didn't even have to make that up and it was funny)
Texas Authorities Take Wives, Children from Polygamist Ranch
(Apparently, the state had run out of backwards, white trash, redneck women, so Texans robbed Peter to play with Paul)
California Bans Gay Marriage, Half of all Homes in Foreclosure
Illinois Governor %#$-Up
Microsoft Zune Warranty Good Till 12/30/2008
Palin, Bridge to Nowhere: Who Can Tell the Difference?
Lehman Brothers, Fannie Mae, Chrysler Testify to Congress:
Bush Doctrine Worked!